The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor Review

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor opens to scenes of a tyrannical Chinese ruler, Emperor Han (Jet Li), who craves eternal life. Emperor Han locates a sorceress (Michelle Yeoh) who can lead him to immortality, so he dispatches his general to find and force her to comply. Mistrusting him, the sorceress is wise enough that she tricks him before he can do the same to her, and instead of becoming immortal he becomes entombed in terra cotta along with his entire army.

Fast-forward 2000 years (give or take) to the 1940’s – the series seems to advance about 10 years in each film – where our heroes Rick and Evelyn O’Connell (Brendan Fraser and Maria Bello) are languishing in retirement. Rick has miserably taken up fly-fishing, and Evelyn is futilely trying to write a third Mummy novel with no inspiration. Unbeknownst to the couple, on the other side of the world, their son Alex has quit college and undertaken some archeological pursuits of his own (surprise, surprise) in order to uncover the first emperor of China. Through a severely contrived plot, the O’Connell family is reunited in Shanghai where Evelyn’s brother (John Hannah) just happens to run a club, and subsequently, the family proceeds to awaken the mummified emperor and his army.

The journey sweeps across the world from England, to Shanghai, to a desert (???), to frozen tundra of the Himalayas, and finally to the mythical (yet apparently nearby) garden of Shangri-La. The film had all the components that should have made it a solid addition to the series – a great cast, great production design, beautiful costuming, an interesting era (though for some reason the 1940s felt an awful lot like the ‘20s to me), and an already well-liked franchise. All of these singular parts never came together to create a whole, I was left wishing that the film had never moved past the exceptional backstory in the early days of China, which was far superior to the fake accents, wooden acting, and bad dialog throughout the rest of the film.

I never thought I would say this, but I genuinely wish I had seen The X-Files: I Want to Believe instead of this flick, as even after the action picked up I was already too bored to care. For those who haven’t been pressed into seeing the movie yet, save your money or simply go see The Dark Knight again, I promise you won’t regret it.

1 ½ / 5 stars

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The Tips You Need to Write a CV

Learning how to write a CV, a good one, is absolutely imperative.  These days, if you want to get a dream job, you absolutely have to have an excellent CV to go along with your resume.  But how can you do that, especially if you are not experienced with writing one?  Actually, it is incredibly easy – especially if you adhere to the following tips.

The first step in learning to write a CV is understanding the difference between a CV and a resume.  A lot of people make the mistake of thinking they are exactly the same, but that is not at all true.  Succinctly, the difference lies in length.  Your curriculum vitae can be significantly longer, in the scheme of things, than your resume.  The latter should never exceed more than two pages; generally, one and a half pages are idea.  However, with your CV, you get to include all those important little details which can mean the difference between missing out on an interview and getting called back for one.

Knowing how to write a resume properly can really help you when it comes time to write a CV.  You see, at the most basic point, the information you put on each document is pretty much the same.  It is just the way you write that is different.  You see, resumes are generally in list form, whereas, with a CV, you get to summarize all of your professional skills and past experiences.  That includes things you may have done in high school and college which could help you fulfill the duties of a particular position.  Basically, what a potential employer wants to see on your curriculum vitae is proof that you have the necessary skills for the position to which you are applying, as well as any complementary skills.

In preparing your CV – and your resume, for that matter – you first need to put together a list of the jobs you have had in the past, including the dates of your employment.  Following that, you need to put together a list of all the qualifications you have garnered over the years.  After that, you need to put together a list of pertinent interests and hobbies.  This will make it much easier for you to match skills and hobbies with individual positions.  Mind, even playing sports or being in the marching band in high school in college can teach you excellent teamwork skills and instill a respect for deadlines.

One of the most important things you need to remember when you sit down to write a CV is that you should never, ever lie.  This is important.  No matter how tempting it may be, do not put false information on your CV or your resume.  That being said, it is okay to exaggerate a little bit.  However, telling outright lies can lead to any number of uncomfortable situations.  Hey, Robert Irvine just got fired from the Food Network for telling lies about his skills – if it can happen to a “celebrity,” it can happen to you as well.